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52. Seeing a Fake Mona Lisa
Day 52: Explosions, Cats, & Johnny Depp
51. "Sir, let go of my arm!"
Day 51: Assault, Galas, & Five Guys
50. Top 5 Worst Hostel Behaviors
Day 50: Screams, Shit, & Theft
49. Improv in Paris
Day 49: Snails, Berets, & Testicle(s)!
48. 31 Hours in a Row
Day 48: Vomit, Matthew McConaughey, & 9/11
47. Suicidal Napkin
Day 47: Sweat Shops, Suicide, & Gluten
46. I Was Attacked
Day 46: Karaoke, Beer, & Goosebumps
45. Laundering Money in Denmark
Day 45: Felonies, Beards, & Amputation
44. World's Sexiest Snowman
Day 44: Tits, Lemony Snicket, & McDonald's
43. I Said "Fuck You" to Bob Saget
Day 43: Bob Saget, Murder, & Iraq
42. It's a Small, Small World
Day 42: Nipples, Feet, & Theft
41. I Saw Elvis in Amsterdam
Day 41: Beers, Kebabs, & Elvis
40. Aliens & Guns
Day 40: Books, Divorce, & Aliens
39. The Jews are Everywhere
Day 39: World Cup, Blue Hair, & Jews
38. Advice from a Hollywood Big Shot
Day 38: Monkeys, Robots, & Hollywood
37. High for 24 Hours Straight
Day 37: Jackie Chan, Edibles, & Cheese
36. The Cannibals of Amsterdam
Day 36: Paintings, Movies, & Evolution
35. My Prostitute Experience
Day 35: Weed, Prostitutes, & Heists
34. A Missile Was Shot At Me (Really)
Day 34: The Gaza Strip, PTSD, & Eggs
33. Biggest Cultural Difference So Far is...
Day 33: Counterfeit, Reunions, & Hot-Dogs
32. Pizza Hut Ruined the Pyramids
Day 32: KFC, Quizzes, & Contours
31. Megan Markle Got Me in Trouble
Day 31: Psychos, Arguments, & Toilets
30. Death Trap Bunk Bed
Day 30: The Beatles, DDR, & The Lion King
29. Emergency (Ball) Surgery
Day 29: Real balls, Soccer balls, & Injuries
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